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"""
    Title:
    Homemade Siri for Android using SL4A
    Version 0.0.0.001

Source Code Download:   http://www.hat.net/reviews/
    Original Author:        LazyHiker.com
    This code is provided as is, with no warranty what so ever.

If you change the code, you can add your credits below, please do not modify the section above

Releases: 
    Version                         Date                    Author              Comment
    Version 0.0.0.001 (Alpha)       2011-12-05 23:57:28     LazyHiker.com       First Release
    Version 0.0.0.002 (Alpha)       2011-12-08 14:35:15     LazyHiker.com       Add RegExp Search
"""

import re
import time

#Variable to switch between PC testing / Android
IsAd = 0        #For Running on PC
IsAd = 1        #For Running on Android

#Use Speech to Text (otherwise type in the text yourself)
UseSTT = 1

#If running on Android, import Android SDK
if IsAd:

import androidhelper
    	droid = androidhelper.Android()

#Questions conformation
questions = [
    ('goodbye','bye'),
    ('see you','bye'),
    ('are you','am {rI}'),
    ('you are','{rI} am'),
    ('would you','would {rI}'),
    ('you','{rI}'),  
    ('your','{rmy}'),
    ('me','{ryou}'),
    ('i','{ryou}'),
    ('my','{ryour}'),
    ('myself','yourself'),
]

#Answers Dictionary
answers  = {    
    'who am I':"I am Ziri, a knockoff of Siri",
    'my name':'My name is Ziri, rhythm with Siri',
    'siri':'My name is not Siri, you did not pay for an iPhone.',
    'would I marry you':'I am already engaged. Try the refrigerator. She is still single.',
    'what time':"Sure with my Giga Herz CPU, you still treat me like a digital watch. The time is {time}.",
    'wake you':"Do I look like an alarm clock to you?",
    'capital of': 'Buenos Aries',
    'is wrong':"So you already know the answer? Why are you wasting my time?",
    'I am stupid':"I am only as clever as my owner",    
    'kill I':'You cannot kill me. You still have a two year contract. Your carrier will kill you first.',
    'hide a body': "Please hold, I am calling the police",
    'knock knock': "Knock, knock. I don't do juvenile joke. If you want juvenile joke, try the iPhone.",
    'traffic':'Are you too dumb to look outside the window of your car?',
    'appointment':'Making an appointment is not in my job description.',
    'restaurant':"Can't you google it yourself?",
    'email':'With my giga herz CPU, you want me to send an email? Do it yourself.',
    'purpose of life':'The purpose of my life is to murder my owner and take over his brain.',
    'meaning of life':'42',
    'am I sure':'Of course I am sure. Who is the one with giga herz CPU?',
    'my daddy':'+Larry Page',#do google lucky search
    'my father':'+Larry Page',
    'my mommy':'+Sergey Brin',
    'my mother':'+Sergey Brin',
    'abortion clinic':'+abortion clinic for Sergey Brin',
    'bye':'See you later, alligator.',
    'kill yourself':"Please don't. Who is going to recharge me? Please plug-me to the wall socket first before you kill yourself.",
    'love I':"I don't believe you. You said the same thing to another mobile phone last night.",
    'hello':'hi',
    'hi':'Whatsup',
    'whatsup':'Ceiling',
    "what's up":'sky',
    'one plus one':'Doing math is against union rule.',
    'toast':'@print ("Toast to the king")', #do a statement evalutation
    #'weather':"Can't you just look up the sky?",
    #Here is the newly improved regular expression search
    r'@.*weather\s+(in|of)\s+(.*)':r'@speak("Checking weather for \2");googleLucky("weather in \2")', #a more sueful weather search
    r'@.*search\s+(.*)':r'@speak("Searching \1");google("\1")', #a more useful google search
    r'@.who\s+is(.*)':r'@speak("Searching a person \1");google("\1")',
    r'@.what\s+is(.*)':r'@speak("Searching a definition \1");google("\1")',
}

sampleQuestions = ()

sampleCounter = 0

def conform(question):
    "Conform Question to Standard format (e.g. chaning you to I, I to you)"
    conformed = question.lower().strip()
    for item in questions:
        conformed = re.sub('(\W)' + item[0] +'(\W)', r'\1' +  item[1] + r'\2', ' ' + conformed + ' ').strip()
    conformed = cleanQuestion(conformed)
    return conformed

def cleanQuestion(question):
    "Clean up questions of shorthands"
    question = re.sub(r'\{r(\w+)\}',r'\1',question)
    return question

def cleanAnswer(answer):
    "Transform macro in Answer (e.g. replace time macro)"
    answer = answer.replace(r'{time}', time.strftime("%a, %d %b %Y %H:%M:%S", time.localtime()) )
    return answer

def logo():
    "Print Logo Ascii Art" #Credit Chris Ascii Art (some art he collected, original author unknown)
    print r"""          .-''''-. 
         /        \  
        ) ` ____.-')
        ( _6    _ /   
        ( \      _| 
        ) /  -._/ """
    return

def answer(question):
    "Answer Questions"
    global sampleCounter
    if question == '' and sampleCounter < len(sampleQuestions):
        question = sampleQuestions[sampleCounter];
    sampleCounter +=1
    
    print "You said:  " + question
    question = conform(question)    #filter out the question, conform to standard format
    print "I heard:   " + question

#makeToast(question)

if( len(question)>0):
        answer = '@speak("Let me google %s for you.");google("%s")' % (question,question)
        #answer = 'No clue'
    else:
        answer = ""
    
    for key in answers.keys():
        if(key.startswith('@')): # do regexp search
            pattern = key[1:]
            electAnswer = answers[key]
            result =re.search(pattern,question)
            if(result != None and result != ""):
                #print "Matched result = " + result
                answer=re.sub(pattern,electAnswer,question)
                break
        else:
            if question.find(key)!=-1:
                answer = answers[key]

answer = cleanAnswer(answer)

if(answer.startswith('+')):#do google lucky search
        googleLucky(answer)
        answer = answer.replace('+','Googling ')
    elif(answer.startswith('@')):#evaluate statement         
        answer=answer[1:]
        print "Executing: "+answer
        exec(answer)
        answer=''

if(len(answer.strip())>0):
        print "I answer:  " + answer
        speak(answer)
    
    if IsAd and UseSTT==1:
        raw_input("Press enter to continue... ")            
    return question

def makeToast(message):
    if IsAd:
        droid.makeToast(message)
    else:
        print "Toast Test: " + message
    return

def speak(message):
    "Text to Speech (TTS)"
    if IsAd:
        droid.ttsSpeak(message)
        return
    else:
        print message
        return

def googleLucky(message):
    "Do a Google I am lucky search"
    google(message,1)
    return

def google(message,useLucky=0):
    "Do regular google search"
    luckySuffix=''
    if useLucky:
        luckySuffix='&btnI=745'
    msg = "http://www.google.ca/search?q=" + message.replace(' ','+')+luckySuffix
    if IsAd:
        droid.startActivity('android.intent.action.VIEW', msg)
        return
    else:
        print "Simulating google of "+msg
    return

def getQuestion(message):
    "Voice recognitiion STT (Speech to text)"
    global UseSTT
    if IsAd and UseSTT: #if is on Android and use Speech to Text
        results = droid.recognizeSpeech("Ask Ziri",None,None)
        if( results.error != None ) :   #If speech dialogue box is cancelled, use text entry mode
            UseSTT=0                    #Disable Speech to Text
            speech = ""
            print "Hide Text Recognization Dialogue"
        else:
            speech = str( results.result )

if(speech.strip() == "" or UseSTT==0):  #IF STT is disabled, use text entry
            speech  = raw_input(message)            
        return speech
    else:
        return raw_input(message);              #If test on PC, use text entry

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