MIDI's hotel | Python Fiddle

def clinic():
    print "You've just entered Jonathan's hotel!"
    print "I am MIDI, the virtual assistant of the hotel."
    print "What is your name??"
    answer = raw_input("Type your name and hit 'Enter'.").lower()
    if answer == "rosa" or answer == "r":
        print 
        print "Oh, it's you... welcome to the hotel!"
    elif answer == "jonathan" or answer == "j":
        print 
        print "Oh, master Jonathan! I didn't realize you were here! Welcome back, master!"
    elif answer == "shirley" or answer == "s":
    	print
        print "So that's why it smells in here, you must've farted again. Anyways, welcome to the hotel. Now, how do I turn on the vents..."
    elif answer == "john" or answer == "dad":
    	print
        print "Hey baldie. Welcome to the hotel."
    elif answer == "dawn" or answer == "mom":
    	print	
        print "Oh, hello there. Welcome to the hotel! Jonathan told me about you. Enjoy the private elevator! :P"
    elif answer == "jeffrey" or answer == "jeff":
    	print
        print "Oh, so you're Jeffrey? Jonathan told me about you. You seem nice. Welcome! There's a room reserved for you."
    elif answer == "anthony" or answer == "a":
    	print
        print "Oh no, it's... him! Initiate lockdown protocol!!!"
    elif answer == "jaret" or answer == "THE_GUY19":
    	print
        print "Hey, it's a guy... or is it... THE guy! Welcome, Jonathan mentioned you to me. Enjoy your stay."
    elif answer == "tristan" or answer == "paco":
        print
        print "Hey, Paco! What's up! There's a special room for you, Jonathan made sure!"
    else:
        print "You didn't tell me your name! Try again."
        clinic()

clinic()

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