Insult-O-Matic | Python Fiddle

import random
def main():
    print("WARNING: The following program is specially designed to insult you and hurt your feelings."
          + "Maybe not at the same time.  But trust me, you will get hurt.")
    print("\n------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------")
    print("INSULT-O-MATIC")
    print("\n------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------")
    
    insults = ["Your momma is fat.","You are fat.","You are dumb.","Your nose is big.","You smell like pickles."]
    
    run = "y"
    while run == "y":
    	answer = input("\nWould you like to be insulted, punk? ")
    	answer = answer[0].lower()
    
    	if answer == "y":
        	print("\nPrepare your emotions, an insult is being generated for you and your sad, sad life...\n")
            print(insults[random.randint(0,4)])
    	elif answer == "n":
        	print("\nWhy did you even run this program you bozo?\n")
    	else:
        	print("\nYou didn't even say yes or no you dumbo.\n")
        
        redo = input("Would you like to run this program again or are you too depressed to continue? ")
        run = redo[0].lower()
main()

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