#!/usr/bin/python from random import choice issue=['radon mitigation systems','these last 10 pounds','aging','my insecurities','animal extinction','overpopulation','habitat destruction','infidelity','addictions','feminism','poverty','sexism','patriarchism','immigration','guns','the two tiered economy','climate change deniers','western gaze','environment','sexual identity','Aids','drug addiction','suicide','homeless mothers','loud children','T.V binging','crazy cat ladies','people who claim there miniture dogs are service dogs','my overserved parents','my crazy sister' ] female_artist = ['Dora Maar', 'Natalia Goncharova',' Zaha Hadid','Agnes Martin','Aino Aalto','Alice Neel','Ana Mendieta','Anna Castelli-Ferrieri','Anne Ryan','Anni Albers','Audrey Flack','Augusta Savage','Barbara Hepworth','Barbara Kruger','Bridget Riley','Camille Claudel','Carrie Sweetser','Casey Jenkins','Charlotte Perriand','Charlotte Salomon','Cornelia Parker','Dorothea Tanning','Dulah Marie Evans','Eileen Gray','Elisabeth Frink','Elizabeth Catlett','Emily Carr','Eva Hesse','Frances Hodgkins','Françoise Gilot','Frida Kahlo','Gabriele Münter','Georgia OKeeffe','Grace Hartigan','Greta Magnusson-Grossman','Gunta Stolzl','Gwen John','Hannah Höch','Hannelore Baron','Helen Frankenthaler','Henrietta Shore','Hilma af Klint','Irene Rice Pereira','Irma Boom','Jane Grimm','Jenny Holzer','Joan Mitchell','Judy Chicago','Kara Walker','Kelley Werstler','Käthe Kollwitz','Laura Knight','Lee Bontecou','Lee Krasner','Lella Vignelli','Leonora Carrington','Lina Bo Bardi','Louise Bourgeois','Louise Nevelson','Malvina Hoffman','Margaret Macdonald Mackintosh','Margaret Ponce Israel','Maria Helena Vieira da Silva','Marianne Brandt','Marianne von Werefkin and Ogura Yuki','Marie Laurencin','Marina Abramovic','Marisol Escobar','Marjorie Strider','Maruja Mallo','Mary Cassatt','Mary Frank','Meret Oppenheim','Miss Tilton','Nancy Graves','Nanda Vigo','Nanna Ditzel','Nellie Walker','Orovida Camille Pissarro','Pam Powers','Paula Modersohn-Becker','Phyllis Pearsall','Rachel Whiteread','Ray Eames','Remedios Varo','Romaine Brooks','Ruth Asawa','Sally man','Sarai Sherman','Sigrid Hjertén','Sonia Delaunay','Sr Maria Stanisia','Suzanne Valadon','Séraphine Louis','Tamara de Lempicka','Verónica Ruiz de Velasco','Vivienne Westwood','Wilhelmina Weber Furlong','Yayai Kusama','Zinaida Serebriakova','Zofia Stryjeńska'] material = ['sweat','words','pain','want','shame','avarice','guilt','resentment','anger','weakness','disgust','crystals','music','oil','rubies','pearls','lava','rare earth','snow','coal','sand', 'dust', 'leaves', 'paper', 'tin', 'roots', 'brick', 'stone', 'dirty clothing', 'glass', 'steel', 'plastic', 'mud', 'broken dishes', 'wood', 'straw', 'weeds','blood','skin',' air','stars','planets','love','hope','imagination','star dust','dreams','babys breath','memorys','yearning','old books','old love letters','old report cards','liqued','gold','silver','heroine','pillows','pills'] sense= ['sorrow','joy','terror','pleasure','pain','reverance','laughter','joy','disbelief','awe','anger','happiness','shame','sadness','my sleep','weakness','exhaustion','ecstasy'] location = ['over the rainbow','between two dimentions','in the place between today and yesterday','at my annoying uncles club','on the murderous streets of Chicago','on the way to the moon','on top of a donkey','at the Oval office with Pence','at my favorite nuns abbey','in a green, mossy terrain','in an African mine','in da club','sometime around midnight','on thin ice', 'in an overpopulated new city', 'by the sea', 'by a beautiful dead lake', 'in a deserted factory', 'in dense woods', 'in radio active Japan', 'among the silent hills', 'in the south of France with all the Russians', 'in the high desert mountains', 'on fantasy island', 'in a cold, windy climate', 'in a place with both heavy rain and bright sun', 'in a busy Arab airport', 'in a hot as hell climate', 'inside a hollowed out mountain', 'in the deep blue dead sea', 'in Flint, Michigan', 'by a raging river below duPonts factory', 'amoung a million other like houses', 'in a deserted church', 'in a dark metropolis', 'deep underwater','in a five star hotel suite overlooking the strip','in a SRO on 6th avenue'] tool = ['visualization','blue tape','staples','chain saw','pocket protector','ergodynamic pen set','12 guage','bazooka','mashed potatoe','crudite','marzipan panda bear','cookie','chocolate cake','Japanese wood saw', 'hand planner', 'hammer', 'nail','screw driver', 'electric drill', 'mallet', 'peg' ,'50′ (15.24m) 10 gauge', 'extension cord','air compressor','air hose','belt sander','block plane','broom (Push and Sweep)','carpentry rayons','carpentry pencils (lots of them)','cats paw (nail puller)','chisel','circular saw (worm drive)','clamps, clamps and more clamps (bar clamp, C-clamps, pipe clamps)','construction calculator','cordless circular saw','cordless drill/driver','digging bar','extension ladder – 12′','finish hammer','finish nail gun (Angled is Most Versatile)','flat pry bar','framing hammer','framing nail gun (multiple nail size capacity)','framing square','hammer tacker','hand saw','jig saw','line level','linesman plier','magnet wheel (for picking up nails)','measuring tape (30′)','nail set','numerous 12 gauge extension cords','orbital sander','pen and pocket sized notebook','pick axe','plumb bob','plunge router','pneumatic staple gun','portable table saw','powder actuated nail set gun','rakes (gravel and leaf)','reciprocating saw','retractable chalk line','screwdrivers','shovels','six foot level','sliding compound miter saw','socket wrench set','speed square','steel measuring tape (100′)','step ladders – 10′ (3.05m), 8′ (2.44m), 6′ (1.83m), 4′ (1.22m)','straight router','teko nail gun (for attaching joist hangers and other mechanical attachments)','tool belts with suspenders','torpedo level','two foot level','utility knife','wenche(crescent and pipe)'] inhabitants = ['indians','illegal immagrints','Russians','spys','chefs','lawyers','venture capitalists','computer programmers','crazy cat ladies','people who sleep very little', 'vegetarians',' horses and birds','people speaking many languages wearing predominantly little or no clothing','all races of men represented wearing predominantly stripes measuring 2 inches wide',' babies and old people','endangered birds and fish','lovers','people who enjoy eating vegan meals together','people who only juice','people who work out 3 hours a day','collectors of souls','people who never want to sleep','people who only want to gossip','very tall and angular people','bad hombres','rapists','little boys and girls','people from all socioeconomic backgrounds ','Italian and German people','hunters and flower children','hippies and capitalists','liberal conservatives','Trump supporters','people who only watch Fox news','people who only watch CNN'] feelings= ['carry you home on my sholders','see the colors of another sky', 'cry' , 'wonder at the beauty of the world','fall to my knees','see for the first time','understand everything all at once','wonder what I ever thought I knew', 'cry flowers','loose control','reevaluate everything,..everything','regret ever going into plastics','kiss the sky','wonder where I went astray','want to forget everything I have ever learned','expand infinity'] color = ['black','gray','white','red','orange','yellow','green','blue','purple','brown','magenta','cyn','olive', 'maroon','navy','aquamarine','turquoise','silver','lime','teal','indigo','violet','pink','hot pink'] casong = [' More Bounce In California by Soul Kid #1',' Sittin On the Dock of the Bay by Otis Redding','A Long December by Counting Crows','All I Wanna Do by Sheryl Crow','Back Home by Yellowcard','Back to California by Carole King','Back to California by Sugarcult','Back to California by The Wallflowers','Bakersfield Bound by Chris Hillman','Beverly Hills by Weezer','Big Sur by The Thrills','California 2005 by Phantom Planet','California Bound by Carolina Liar','California by Atherton','California by Bag of Toys','California by Dan Zanes','California by Eddi Reader','California by Georgia Prophets','California by Hawk Nelson','California by Joni Mitchell','California by Lenny Kravitz','California by Low','California by Metro Station','California by Rufus Wainwright','California by Semisonic','California by The Beach Boys','California by The Kooks','California by The Simpletones','California by The Weekend','California by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers','California by Weezer','California Calling by The Beach Boys','California Day by Starland Vocal Band','California Deamin by Mammas and the Pappas','California Girls by The Beach Boys','California Grace by Long Beach Shortbus','California Love by 2Pac','California Love by Tupac & Dr Dre','California Nights by Lesley Gore','California Nights by Sweet','California One / Youth and Beauty Brigade by The Decemberists','California Rain by Silvertide','California Sky by Unwritten Law & Blink 182','California Soul by Marlena Shaw','California Soul by The 5th Dimension','California Sun by The Ramones','Californias Burning by Augustana','Catalina by Seven Foot Wave','Dani California by Red Hot Chili Peppers','Do You Know the Way to San Jose by Dionne Warwick','Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash','From California by The New Amsterdams','Go to California by Motorpsycho','Going to California by Led Zeplin','Goodbye Hollywood by JET','Heads Carolina by Tails California','Holiday from Real by Jacks Mannequin','Hollywood by Daniel Powter','Hotel California by Eagles','House In California by Keb Mo','I Remember California by R E M ','It Never Rains In Southern California by Albert Hammond & M Hazelwood','L A Freeway by Jerry Jeff Walker','Late Great Golden State by Mike Stinson','Lodi by Creedence Clearwater Revival','Los Angeles by Counting Crows','Los Angeles by Im Yours','Los Angeles by Sugarcult','Los Angeles Is Burning by Bad Religion','Malibu by Hole','Meet Me In California by Plain White Ts','Mendocino by The Sir Douglas Quintet','Midnight Train to Georgia by Gladys Knight & The Pips','Miss California by Jacks Mannequin','Monterey by Eric Burdon & The Animals','New York to California by Mat Kearney','Not California by Hem','Orange County by Stefy','Pacific Coast Party by Smash Mouth','Palo Alto by Radiohead','Parallel Universe by Red Hot Chili Peppers','Pasadena Girl by Nellie McKay','San Diego by Parmalee','San Francisco Be Sure to Wear Flowers In Your Hair by Scott McKenzie','San Francisco Days by Chris Isaak','San Simeon by Goldfinger','Santa Monica by Everclear','Santa Monica by Theory of a Deadman','Sausalito by Conor Oberst','Sausalito Summernight by Diesel','Siren On the 101 by Over It','Summer 79 by The Ataris','Sutters Mill by Dan Fogelberg','Talk to Me of Mendocino by Kate & Anna McGarrigle','The Lights and Buzz by Jacks Mannequin','The Little Old Lady from Pasadena by Jan & Dean','Ukiah by The Doobie Brothers','Venice by USA','Ventura Highway by America'] state = ['San Francisco','Arrested Development','Delusion','California','New York', 'Washington','Rome', 'Los Angeles','Ignorance','Suspended Animation'] badword = ['anal', 'anus', 'arse', 'ass', 'ballsack', 'balls', 'bastard', 'bitch', 'biatch', 'bloody', 'blowjob', 'blow job', 'bollock', 'bollok', 'boner', 'boob', 'bugger', 'bum', 'butt', 'buttplug', 'clitoris', 'cock', 'coon', 'crap', 'cunt', 'damn', 'dick', 'dildo', 'dyke', 'fag', 'feck', 'fellate', 'fellatio', 'felching', 'fuck', 'f u c k', 'fudgepacker', 'fudge packer', 'flange', 'Goddamn', 'God damn', 'hell', 'homo', 'jerk', 'jizz', 'knobend', 'knob end', 'labia', 'lmao', 'lmfao', 'muff', 'nigger', 'nigga', 'omg', 'penis', 'piss', 'poop', 'prick', 'pube', 'pussy', 'queer', 'scrotum', 'sex', 'shit', 'shit', 'sh1t', 'slut', 'smegma', 'spunk', 'tit', 'tosser', 'turd', 'twat', 'vagina', 'wank', 'whore', 'wtf'] lost_items = ['my favorite blanket','red moon','Suzanne','Theo','Matt Goode','Bo','Emmett','Jackie','my self','my purpose','love','my cat', 'my virginity','my friends','my faith','that gold ring','my sanity','my money','my memory','my mind','my center'] mylife=['ride bikes barefoot with no helmet','launder my karma','swim long distances and never look back','play with fire','run barefoot through wet grass','sleep outside under a clear night sky','plot my escape','fall madly and passionatley in love','go days with out bathing','cut off all my hair','never lock a door','sleep like a baby','dont see ugly','really believe in the greater good'] peopleIdontlike=['husband','krazy Kim','tiny Trump','monsterous Mike','narciccist Summer','shallow Swiggy','drunk McGregor','diabolical Delphine','went off her meds again Merriweather'] peopleIlove=['my husband','Nicky my son','Madelon my favorite','Natalie the woman child','Nora the dog','Stella the dog','Otis the dog','Tipito the Mexican cat','my mom, Sheila','my dad, Bruno Valentino Boin ','my teacher, Nick','my soul sister, Courtney','my fix, SPC'] print 'I will move to the state of ' + choice(state)+ ' to build a disinterested chair while I look for ' + choice(lost_items)+ ' and '+ choice(mylife)+'.' print 'Here I will work to create an impossibly poetic object like ' + choice (female_artist)+ ' did that causes me to '+choice (feelings) print 'like that song, ' +'"'+ choice(casong)+'"'+'.' print 'Emphesising the color ' +choice(color)+ ', my piece will be made of '+choice(sense)+', ' + choice(material)+ ' and ' + choice(material) +' confronting the issues of ' +choice(issue)+'.' print 'I will create this object using a ' + choice(tool) + ' and a ' + choice(tool) print 'to be sat on by '+choice(inhabitants)+' '+choice(location)+ ' where ' print 'that ' +choice(badword)+ ' ' +choice (peopleIdontlike)+' makes ' +choice(tool)+'s'+ ' for ' +choice(peopleIlove)+'.' print 'And then, finally, the universal paradox of beauty will unravel into '+choice(material)+ '.'
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