Email generator | Python Fiddle

import random

names = ["John","Peter","Bob"]

op1 = "I hope you are well."
op2 = "Hope this mail finds you well."

opening = [op1,op2]

end1 = "Please kindly enlighten me with your insights."
end2 = "Please kindly let me know what I can do."

ending = [end1,end2]

qualifier = ["reasonably","relatively","surprisingly","to a certain extent"]
posAdj = ["acceptable","correct","unbiased","kind"]

topic = ["problem","issue","misunderstanding"]

print "Dear "+random.choice(names)+",","\n"
print random.choice(opening)

print "I am writing in response to the "+random.choice(topic)+"."
print "Your view is",random.choice(qualifier),random.choice(posAdj),"in my humble opinion."

print random.choice(ending)
print "\n","Warmest regards,"
print "Charles"

# References
# https://www.inc.com/minda-zetlin/18-passive-aggressive-email-phrases-heres-what-they-really-mean.html
# http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4834246/People-share-passive-aggressive-phrases-use-work.html

# Include HSMC's "Grateful if you would reply 'on or before' February 30." ??

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