DORK SOULS | Python Fiddle

import sys, time, random

print('you arent the first')
print(' you are one of many trying to link the fire, your journy starts now')

damage_done_by_hit = 1

def start():
    print('You are standing at the door of a large castle.')
    choice = input('Press E to enter or R to run away ')

if choice == 'r':
        print ('you ran away')
        print ('YOU LOSE')
        sys.exit(0)

elif choice == 'e':
        print ('You enter the castle')
        entered_castle()

else:
        print('please read the instructions you silly person.')

def entered_castle():

print('as you enter the castle you notice the walls are lined with torches')
    choice = input ('Press E to continue or press R to take a torch ')

if choice == 'r':
        print ('you hear mechanical whiring and the floor drops out from under you')
        print ('candles on the walls slowly ilumanate the room')
        print ('"WHO DARES ENTER MY CHAMBER" a voice shrieks from above')
        print (' the dancer of the boral valey drops down from the celing')
        print ('the dancer pulls to flaming simitars from the ground')
        choice = input ( 'press E to stand your ground or press R to die ' )

if choice == 'r':
            dead()

if choice == 'e':
            boss_fight()

elif choice == 'e':
        continue_into_castle()

else:
        dead('read the instructions. Bet you dab a lot.')

def boss_fight():

while True:

time_lunged = time.time()
        choice = input ('the dancer lunges, press any key to dodge ')
        time_dodged = time.time()
        time_taken_to_dodge = time_dodged - time_lunged

# print(time_taken_to_dodge)

if time_taken_to_dodge < 1:
            print('you dodged fast enough. you did not get hit')

else:
            print('toooooooo slow. you were impaled and die a gorey painful death. bummer.')
            dead()

def continue_into_castle():
    print('''you walk for a few minutes in absolute darkness until you see a light
    you walk out into a small room not much bigger than the corridor
    a sword the looks rusty lays next to a large chest ''')
    choice = input (' Press E to open the chest or press R to take the sword ')

if choice == 'e':
        print ('''you open the chest to see a shining sabre,
        and a row of teeth emerge from the chest ''')
        print ('the mimic bit you in half')
        dead()

if choice == 'r':
        print ('you pick up the sword and find that its made of fine steel')
        print ('you conntinue down the hallway, out of the castle')
        print ('youre in a courtyard with a large knight')
        print ('the knight raises his sword')
        choice = input ('press e to continue')

if choice == 'e':
            knight_boss_fight()

def knight_boss_fight():

knight_health = 5

while True:

time_lunged = time.time()
        choice = input ('the knight swings his sword, press enter key to dodge ')
        time_dodged = time.time()
        time_taken_to_dodge = time_dodged - time_lunged

if time_taken_to_dodge < 3:
            print('you dodged fast enough. you did not get hit')
            time_lunged = time.time()
            choice = input ('the knight swings his sword again, press enter key to dodge ')
            time_dodged = time.time()
            time_taken_to_dodge = time_dodged - time_lunged

if time_taken_to_dodge < 1.5:
                print('you dodged fast enough. you did not get hit')
            else:
                dead()

did_swing_sword = input('press E to swing your sword ')

if did_swing_sword == 'e':
                knight_health = knight_health - damage_done_by_hit
                print('you hit the knight, knight health is now ', knight_health)

if knight_health == 0:
                print ('the knight is dead')

break

else:
            print('toooooooo slow. you were sliced in two.')
            dead()

take_sword_or_not = input('press e to take the knights sword. press r to leave. ')
    if take_sword_or_not == 'e':
        take_sword()

if take_sword == 'r':
        leave_knight()

else:
        print('you died of unabletoreadtheinstructionsitis.')
        dead()

def take_sword():
    global damage_done_by_hit
    print('You now have a better sword. On with the adventure, flashypants. ')
    damage_done_by_hit = 2
    leave_knight()

def leave_knight():

print('''you continue onto a flight of stairs leading to a tower that
    soars above the clouds. as you finish your ascent, a figure in golden
    armor stands atop the stairs "I AM THE NAMELESS KING, ALL WHO ENTER MUST
    FALL, THY SHALL NOT LINK THE FIRE."''')
    choice = input ('press enter to fight')

NAMELESS_KING()

def NAMELESS_KING():

king_health = 20
    while king_health > 0:

you_hit = random.randint(0, 1)
        if you_hit:

swing = input('The Nameless King pauses. Press E to slash. ')

if swing == 'e':
                king_health = king_health - damage_done_by_hit
                print ('you hit the Nameless King. You did ', damage_done_by_hit, 'damage. his health is', king_health)

else:
            time_doge = time.time()
            dodge = input('Nameless_King swings at you. press enter to dodge ')
            time_doged = time.time()
            time_taken_to_doge = time_doged - time_doge

if time_taken_to_doge < 2:
                    print('you dodged rolled out of the way')

else:
                print('. you were impaled and die a gorey painful death.')
                dead()

print (' you killed the Nameless king, conglaturation')
    print('                You WIN')

def dead():
    print('YOU DIED')
    sys.exit(0)

start()

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