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import random
random.seed()

adjectives = ['adorable','amazing','ample','amusing','aroused','arrogant','ate','awesome','awful','bashed','beautiful','big','bitter','black','blue','boring','brainless','brave','bright','brown','bumpy','caressed','caught','charming','chewy','chubby','clammy','clean','clubbed','condescending','cool','crazy','crying','curious','delightful','dense','desperate','developmentally challenged','dim','dippy','dirty','disgusting','divorced','dizzy','dopey','down to earth','dozing','drank','dreaming','drugged','drunk','dumb','entertaining','evicted','exciting','exclaiming','fed','fired','fortified','fragrant','freaky','free','full','fun-loving','funny','generous','gentle','gold','googled','greasy','great','green','grey','grubby','grumpy','hairy','half-witted','handled','hard','helpful','hideous','high','honoured','hopeful','horny','horrible','hot','hugged','humming','humped','immoral','intelligent','interfering','Internet surfing','jaded','jolly','juicy','kind','kissed','licked','lifeless','little','lonely','long','loose','lovable','loved','loving','magic','manky','married','mashed','massaged','meaty','mild','miserable','moist','moronic','muddy','muscular','naive','needy','nuzzled','obnoxious','obtuse','optimistic','orange','patronising','pecked','petted','pink','pleasured','podgy','pointless','pointy','poked','polished','pondering','ponging','pooey','pooping','poor','porky','porn watching','praying','pretty','probable','prodded','punched','purple','pushed','quiet','rancid','randy','rank','reading','red','reflecting','remarkable','repugnant','respected','rich','rotten','rotting','rough','rubbed','rude','screaming','scrubbed','scrummy','sexy','shagged','sharp','short','shot','shouting','sighing','silver','simple','single','skinny','sleeping','slender','slimy','slippery','slobbering','slow','smart','smelly','smoked','smooth','sniffed','snogged','soft','spanked','spiffing','spitting','splendid','spoilt','spying','stinking','stinky','stripped','stroked','strong','stunning','stupid','sucked','super','sweating','sweaty','tall','tasted','tasty','teased','terrific','thick','thinking','tickled','tiny','trembling','turquoise','ugly','unintelligent','unique','useful','violet','warty','washed','wasted','weeing','weeping','wet','white','wide','wild','writing','yelling','yellow','yummy'];

nouns =    ['academic','acting','actor','air traffic controller','America','Americans','ankles','ants','April','architect','arm pits','arms','aubergine','August','aunt','Australia','autumn days','autumn','balsamic vinegar','barbecue','barmaid','barman','bashing','beard','beasts','beauties','beer','beetles','belly button','belly','Berlin','bikes','bills','birds','biscuits','blogging','blue bottles','boat trip','boats','books','booze','bottles','bottom','bouncing','boyfriend','brain','Brazil','bread rolls','break','brother','brown sauce','brussels sprout','builders','bunch','burglars','burnt on cheese','butterflies','cabbage','cakes','camp','Canada','Cape Town','Cardiff','cards','carrot','cars','cast','cats','CDs','chairs','cheek','chest','chicken pox','children','chin','chocolate','choir','chorus','classy ladies','cockroaches','colds','collapsing','colony','complaining','computers','consultant','cornflakes','cornflowers','Cornwall','corporate banker','cough mixture','cousin','crashing','cricket bats','cuddly toys','cups','curry','cushions','dancing','dangerous driving','daring','daughter','dead fish','debts','December','Devon','dildos','dirty hippos','doctor','doctors','dolls','dress','drinking','drizzle','dungarees','DVDs','ears','elbows','electrician','engineer','England','English people','estate agent','extra','eyebrows','eyes','falling over','farmer','February','feet','finding dead birds','fingers','firemen','flange','flock','flowers','flying','footballer','footballers','footballs','forks','France','freaks','Friday','friend','friendship','Frisbees','frying pans','fun','geese','Germans','getting dirty hands','giant bugs','girlfriend','Glasgow','glasses','goats','goblins','goddesses','golf clubs','grandfather','grandmother','grubby knees','hair','ham','hands','happiness','hat','head teacher','headless chickens','heart','herd','hippos','hips','holiday','hookers','hospital','hotties','Hull','hunks','husband','inflatable sheep','insides','interpreter','Ireland','jail','January','Japan','jaw','jockies','joking','juggling','July','jumper','June','Jupiter','ketchup','kicking','king','kingfishers','kissing','kittens','knees','laughing','lawyer','legs','librarians','lies','lightning','linguist','lions','lips','London','losers','losing card games','love muffins','love','lover','loving','manikins','maps','March','Mars','mate','May','mayonnaise','Miami','mind','mist','mob','models','Monday','monkeys','moonlit snow','morons','moths','moustache','mouth','muffins','mugs','munching','muppets','my bed','my bedroom','my hotel','my office','my space rocket','nasty boys','nature','neck','New York','newspapers','nipples','no hopers','nose ring','nose','November','nurse','nurses','oceans','October','olive oil','onion','Oslo','painter','painters','partner','pasties','pens','pepper','petals','photo frames','pianos','pigeons','pillows','pilot','pinafore','pistols','pixies','pizza','pleasure','plonker','plumber','plumbers','poker chips','policemen','politician','poppies','potato','Prague','prancing','preachers','pride','princess','programmer','psychiatrist','pub landlord','punching','puppies','queen','rain','rakes','Ramsay Street','randoms','rappers','rats','road trip','roast dinner','robber','romance','roses','rude people','runner bean','running','Russia','sailing','salad','sandwiches','sarong','Saturday','sausages','scarf','scientist','Scotland','September','sexual escapades','shoes','shoulders','shouting','shrink','Sidney','singers','singing','sister','Skegness','skies','skipping','skirt','sluts','smelly farms','smelly rubbish','smiling','smoking','smooching','Smurfs','snow','snuggling','soldier','solicitor','son','soup','space man','spacemen','spaghetti','spears','spiders','spinning','spleen','spring','sprites','spy','strawberries','street artists','stripper','student','students','studs','stunners','summer days','summer','sun','sunburn','Sunday','sunsets','sunshine','super soakers','surgeon','surgeons','sweater','sweet chili sauce','swinging','t-shirt','tables','tanks','taxes','teacher','teachers','technician','teddies','teenyboppers','teeth','Tesco\'s','the beach','the golf course','The High Street','the moon','The North Pole','the ocean','the police station','the pub','therapist','thighs','thunder','Thursday','tigers','toes','tooth brushes','torches','tribe','tripods','troop','truncheons','Tuesday','tummy','turnip','uncle','vandals','Venus','vermin','violets','vultures','Wales','walking','warm raindrops','washing dishes','wasp nests','watches','water pistols','Wednesday','Weston-super-Mare','wife','winter','working','zombies'];

adj = random.randint(0,len(adjectives)-1)
noun = random.randint(0,len(nouns)-1)
print "Your randomly-generated indie band name is",adjectives.pop(adj),nouns.pop(noun)

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